the last monster truck has died in captivity

I was overstimulated and now I’m evil

girls in my phone hear me when i say my one and only hope for you all is that it goes fantastic for you and that your head cooperate with your body

on the outside i am a cool and pretty girl but on the inside i am the electronics section of a long-defunct department store in an eastern european country during the late 60s . and i am making a low buzzing sound.

while you were exploring each other’s bodies I was exploring this desolate and fucked up space ship

the social network (2010) should count as a greek tragedy

POSITIVE AFFIRMATIONS: i am not a creep. i am not a weirdo. i do know what the hell i’m doing here. i do belong here

the proof just hits different whrn its in the pudding

me, as i force a dollar bill into the self-checkout machine: thats right…..good boy……vore president washington